The Hairy Women of Klipnocky Beauty Contest
The Hairy Women of Klipnocky are going "Old School"
That's right, we're going back to the beginning, to a simpler time, when the Hairy Women of Klipnocky wasn't so structured.
Show up as a Hairy Woman, any kind you like...there's no sign up, no paperwork, no hassle.
Just be prepared with a name, a little about yourself, be able to answer a few questions from the mayer, and, oh yeah, have a talent!
Sing, dance, rap, juggle, whatever you want, as long at it's PG-13.
Use your imagination. This is your chance to be whatever and whoever you want...as long as it's a Hairy Woman!
Get the crowd involved with your talent.
They are the judges!
Your performance will be judged by
audience applause after everyone has performed.
Cash prizes will be awarded.
Groups are encouraged, no age limits!
$50, $75, $100